Wow...

Noones been on in forever.... Appropriate as theres been a bit of a schism. most went to 4E, which sucks giant dragon balls. seriously. but mostly it's because we no longer see each other on a daily basis. I fear I may be the only one posting. maybe thrax though. Oh, and to wizards, to quote a webcomic: "We hereby withdraw from your thrice damned Fourth Age!" (Dungeons and Denizens: http://www.dungeond.com/ ) Good comic. I reccomend it to the DnD nerds/geeks out there.

fools!

aloha, i have returned from my father's house, anything you have said to me or others has been missed by me. also, your last chance to say something about me behind my back is now over. too bad. anyways, i'd like to say that for now i'm resigning my status as dm and demolishing this campaign, my only comment on the subject will be: "too many fuckin' players maaaaaan!"

Interesting. But not really. I don't care much for rennaisance fairs and the like.

btw.. I am starting a tactics blog. All you guys are invited.

indeed

Indeed i am, and just so you all know, the Camland fair is going on, so you should look into it if you're in to renaissance fairs and the like. I don't know when it ends however.

you going to josh's party Nrd?

my theory...

I think it is because of the demons more inherent nature towards chaos, while devils have a more calculated approach to the destruction they inflict. Perhaps the devils don't wish to have a unpredictable chaotic ally in their planning, and the demons resent them for it. and so the battle continues...

my humble less educated opinion...

WTF?!!?!?

Dude, you were in Europe? Huh... You probably told me, but I forgot I guess. and also, I will soon have an army to rival our Necron Pool! *laughs maniacally* Thanks to Garthrax for that, by the way. I too, was abroad this weekend. went to 'Thraxes place. We grabbed some sand from the beach and some rocks and made a tomb world Warhammer Environment, it looks pretty sweet, I'll see if i can get him to post some pics for you all. Also, this is a pretty sweet site, but its got some mature humor. Or rather, mostly mature humor. But its still hilarious obviously: http://failblog.org/. You should check it out. to the right and up is one of the more recent front page pics from icanhascheezburger.com, which is linked to the Fail Blog.
Peace,
7h3 N3RD1Y 0N3

I'm back from europe!

Hey guys! wassup? Went to europe in the most epic and huge ass cruise ship ever. The ship had a bowling alley with four lanes. A library, an arcade, 6-7 restaurants, two swimming pools, four hottubs, and all-you-can-eat buffet, a tennis court, a basketball court, a rock climbing wall, 4-5 nightclubs, and, this is the big one, a two story tall fully functioning TV screen used to play the Wii.
I met dozens of teenagers from diffrent countries, mostly Scotland, Britain, and Spain. We had our own club area where we played playstation 3 and danced. I represented the western side of washington. I have learned that the climate is very similiar to scotland and england. There were several spanish teens, who the first thing they asked me was how to say "Blowjob" in english. They didn't say blowjob of course, they pantomimed it so to speak. I had a brief romantic fling with a british girl, and met at least 50 people.

We went on several excursions to malta, france, and of course italy. And now to answer the burning question.... Italian pizza is not as tasty as old school pizzeria. Or vic's for that matter. However it was some of the best pie I have ever Eaten. I have pictures of all the sights and people I saw. My trip was wonderful.

What did you guys do while i was gone?

Game Review #1

Kingdom of Loathing is the first to be reviewed. It's rather silly, but still a fun game, its a browser based MMORPG, and if you can you should donate to it, its an awesome game. even though it's silly, it's better Role Playing than most supposed MMORPGs out there, as far as options go. It can get a bit toilsome, and having you recharge only 40 (of 200) adventures a day, and all at the same time rather than at intervals is kind of annoying, but the other cool stuff really makes up for it. There are 3 basic skills: Muscle, Mysticallity, and Moxie. there are 6 classes:
The Seal Clubber
Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.
The Accordion Thief
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
Pastamancers are a mysticality-based crafting/spellcasting class with the ability to summon and cook noodles, making some of the best foods in the game. They can also learn combat and healing spells
Saucerors are mystical spellcasters who can cook potions and sauces, ingredients of powerful noodle dishes. They can also create saucespheres, shield buffs which can damage enemies, restore health and bestow other effects. They have offensive combat spells and passive skills which increase spell damage
Disco Bandits are a moxie-based class with high evasion and the skills to make advanced cocktails, highly potent booze. They also have combat abilities which weaken their enemies and looting skills which increase item and meat drops. They, along with Accordion Thieves, can pickpocket enemies to steal their items, including some items that can only be obtained from pickpocketing.
Turtle Tamers are a muscle-based defensive class, with combat abilities that depend on and enhance their armor. They can learn to craft armor and cast a number of defensive and familiar-enhancing buffs

I'm a level 11 Turtle Tamer, which is harder to do than it sounds. if you get stuck on a quest (except the Epic Weapon Quest) go here, it's a very helpful site: http://www.zerokelvin.org/kol.html#q-lew.
in all, KoL gets 4 1/2 Awesomeness Points out out of 5.
later people.
(pay no attention to the Blue words, btw, i got the class stuff off wikipedia, which reminds me:
sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Loathing
http://www8.kingdomofloathing.com)

This is lame, I'm sick! I wouldn't be doing much otherwise, but it still sucks. And just for future reference, it is pointless to tell me of audio stuff on the computer because my sound card is dead.

Hey dnd n3rd i got an awesome audio clip on my pofrile you should catch a whiff of it.

What is the skinny on the Dungeons and Dragons meets jordan? Or anyone else who knows anything?

You diddnt send me the specs Jordano! I thought it was today wasnt it?

Why a pic of Crimson Ruination on your Profile Josh?

i updated my profile btw.

Hey FD, i need the specifics 4 the 17th, so call me or summat of that nature.

Happy 4th

this is a bit late, sorry, but how were y'alls 4ths, I know thraxes was pretty kickin, mine was good, considering there wasnt an illegal in my arsenal.

nope

NO d&d meet, i repeat, no d&d meet!

I seriously did not know. The only thing i knew was that draconic had something to do with dragons, and kobolds speak it.

wow...

seriously ben, you know Bahamut and Tiamat, evil and good dragon gods.

and by the way, where i said 'for lack of a mature, yet less young sounding word' i meant 'for lack of a mature yet more young sounding word'.

return

well, i have now officially returned from my six day adventure that was my first time on the east coast. i flew to new york (the city i fear the most in the world) and from there to pittsburgh. i hung out in pittsburgh for five days, and then went back up to the acursed city to stay the night until noon today, and then come up back home. i met a woman (for lack of a more mature yet less young sounding word) that i liked, who lives in Kansas, and now she's going to come up to washington to visit the friends she made (me included) at the end of august.

really man, how lucky can a humble(ish) priest of Firoth get? my prayers must be getting through... as well as my praises. (knock on wood).

I doubt you don't know the dragon gods Dude, and you don't need to be all sarcastic ;-)

I assure you I have almost no clue of what either of those are, be they man, beast, or god.  My disrespect was unintentional. I would be pleased to know of these mysterious entities. 

And your profile appears largely blank eric. Despite what you insist.

I did, stop talking like that and it insults bahamut and praises Tiamat.

sorry for the 17 ton wad of text I just vomited out atcha. Its been awhile since i posted.

Also you guys should edit up your profiles summore. so they are more interesting.

man you guys sound constipated of late, perhaps you should all just relax and chill. kick off your shoes open a cold beer and watch your favorite sports program. mebbe you'll stop yelling at each other!

Who put the draconian shit up at the top? Only like two of us can read that, and those two need a "dragon to common" dictionary. The level of nerdiness shown here is outstanding. However admirable this serious study of a completely useless language is, I think it best it should be translated back into the realm of what I call "english". 

hey fellas. Back from good ol' houston in texas. Visited my sick grandparents, got food poisoning from a sonic burger. Been shitting my intestines out for the past few days...

On a lighter note, I did visit a warhammer shop in houston. Wanted to see if texan nerds were much diffrent than the washingtonian nerds were. They were mostly the same. They appeared to favor chaos space marines mostly, however i did see some tau sentiment. Saw a afro, and a sizeable population of zits. (no chicks present, not surprising) There were a few key differences, such as the shop having smelled of soiled mint deoderant. That and there was a larger amount of children there, less of a preponderance of 40 year old losers.

thank you and good night.   

by the way josh, it's ivellios

cool, i didn't know we were talking in giant font now... awesome.

Some announcements

I'm sorry about not coming over Jordan, I assumed more specific arangements were to be made, AND FOR THE MILLIONTH FREAKING TIME I HAVE INVITED FLIPPING NOAH!!!!!!!!!!! HE HASN'T SIGNED UP FOR THE BLOG YET, I CORRECTED THE EMAIL ADRESS MISTAKE, SO IF HE ISN'T HERE IT'S HIS BUISNESS!!!! jeez....

firoth is a god of fire?interesting.

FOOLS

eric got it right, i am FirothD. not Firoth. i am not the god of fire! i am his disciple! Rawr!

I agree with Firoth INVITE Noah eric. oh and i can host a DnD meet at my house in a month or so.

what none of you understand is i respect you all twice as much as you know and three times as much as you deserve. (even you garthrax person). nonetheless, i also think you are a bunch of FOOLS for not yet getting noah into this whole thing. also, i would like to say that there will be a giant sleep over at my house both some time in the summer, and around my birthday, so be ready to have some random date and time thrown in your face, as well as a list of things to bring such as minis, sleepingbags, and the like. oh, and another thing, ERIC, YOU NEVER CAME OVER ON MONDAY!!! COME SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE LIKE TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER!!!

Rude much FirothD.?

hey firoth,could i get a translation on what you said about me?

Hey i couldnt remember how to spell it so i guessed.

in teh beginnin' there wuz sealin' cat.

josh, yous spelled your OWN character's name wrong. wow. that's sad.

oh, and as for you eric: insolath irretoleth galfarath ittorith kilvetor insathra nolarith falloret tantalist forith-ta aldisnon hijorkalth havanasti kiscorith nax-tarv vishnaltor istelanth!

illesvax garthrax inashtora ilkathronist thatlanist hilveroketh thandorilath nastalith kildethro nelveth-ti insorta ildracath hathlor illuvon! betch!

Asmodeus turalisj fassi mrith rhyvos iejir vur tuor urathear shar ekess pothoc vur persvek ekess ghik aesthyr!
(hey R3d Wyrm can you read Draconic?)

if you dont call me soon thrax, there will be BAGELS in the near future for you!!!!
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

and no 'Thrax, you diddn't win. I had a table of basic Draconic Vocab, you had a phrasebook and a very complete Basic vocabulary of several diffeerent languages. and you had my copy of that book too. i think with what i had to work with i was the better nerd. and call me you monkey nut!!!
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

DnD m33t

The meet is at The Dudes dads house. (The Dude is Ben btw)

When and where is the D&D meet its Friday and i cant go unless i know where it is today. Oh and hi.

thank you cheeseheads.

None of you answered my question about the d and d meat. You just blathered on about Tiamat's anal crevice, and whether Assmodeus had an affair with J.R.R. Tolkien, or other such draconic wonders. you guys are even dorckeyer than I.

My hair is about and inch long, but longer in the bangs. I'm not tricking you D&D nard.

Okay thank you garfax for the extensive biografee. I have heard much about your exploits with supermodels and various movie producers. Don't get involved with jackie treehorn. 

and just for the record i won.

and so ends the great huttese/draconic insult battle.

End of Insults in Nerd Languages

This ends todays relentless volley.

Ubu nee choo chik youngee shag stupa

Wux loreat erekess thric molik vur Celine Dion!!!!

Koochoo chik toungee na yoka

Bona nal kachu

For the Record these Insults are a Friendly Challenge of N3rdliness, mine are in Draconic, his are in Huttese

Aussir rhyaex pothoc levethix

Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa

Kava doompa D'emperlolo stoopa

the gist is that you are a gnome bard ogre stupid ugly elf who is disemboweled by rabid by rabid squirrels and who has a blue blooded behind. :P

keel-ee calleya ku kah

???

Wux terunt miirik-maekrix potoc ghontix faessi nurh vaecaesin throden gixustrat baeshra-grosvisv mrith ulhar iejer zara

What now 'Thrax???

Wux terunt miirik-maekrix potoc ghontix faessi nurh vaecaesin throden gixustrat baeshra-grosvisv mrith ulhar iejer zara
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

Asmodeus has 9 levels of hells worth of devils,not to mention himself and his aspects,plus the other archdevils,the only thing stopping him from taking over the planes is the blood war,which he plans to stop soon to take over the planes and become a god.

Bagels...

Geez 'Thrax, just cant let that bagel thing go can you...
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

Re: N3rd 0ut

And for the record Tiamat pwnzorz Asmodeus, she has every evil dragon behind her, not to mention The Night Dragon, Falzure; The All-Destroying Cleanser of Worlds, Garyx; The Nine-Fold, Io; and possibly The Watcher, Chrronepsis, should he see fit. Not to mention all Dragonspawn, pawns of The Great Game, Xorrvintal; Dracoliches, certain Elementals, and the thousands of cults devoted to Evil Dragons, and for that matter, her. On, and the Epic Dragons. Can't forget the Epic Dragons. The Prismic Dragon and the FORCE Dragon!!!!!! Thats right, Cone of Force and perchance even FORCE RESISTANCE!!!!! And by the way, I was wrong about the CR on Great Wyrm prysmatics. it's not 36, it's 66!!!
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat.

cool,how long is it?i just got my hair cut down to a reasonable length of 1/2 inch.

WHAT???

YOU GOT A HAIRCUT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WILL THERE BE NO END TO THE HAIR CUTTING MADNESS!!!!???

N3rd 0ut!!!!1!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh, NERD OUT!! (hums "Eye of the Tiger") eric is me BTW Ben, but please call people by their chosen blog name, it makes it cooler.

its sweet that you worship your weakling goddess so devotedly,a pity she is but a guest on Asmodeus' plane,to weak to claim it for herself,or even to claim the layer she resides upon.the true power in that plane is the highest of the archdevils,Asmodeus!

By the unholy Acid, Lightning, Fire, Ice, and Corrosive Gas of Tiamat! The very ground is acrawl with the the reek of humanoids! By your Darkness, Lady, I will cleanse the area of the foul stench of these mortals!

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (cone of fire!)

my name is Blaine,i am a member of a game the eric DMs, Garthrax is the name i use online and i have used it for as long as i have been online,i use it here because i wasn't thinking well when i named myself,it should be "Disciple of Asmodeus" or something like that (if you don't know what that means i know more of D&D then you do.) i play trying to maximize the chances of myself prospering at pretty much any cost,i play a neutral evil gray elf wizard who will soon be a lich,eric is a rather harsh DM for me as he tends to stop me from exploiting the rules and my team mates,and he has strictly forbidden me from killing them(a choice i consider unfair,i would only kill them if i ran out of corpses to make into undead.) and i am told that i violate the spirit of D&D by my continuous twisting of loopholes for myself and my exploitation of exotic weapons, feats, spells and rules from supplements i posses.i am the player from Baator in my opinion,as i tend towards manipulating the entire world of the game,myself and my next in command are thinking about stopping the blood war and causing a war between the demon&devils and the Angels to destroy all good in the planes.

holy shit bucket.

Hey eric which one are you? I is ben. who is everyone? Who is garthrax?

Anyway, eric i have your packback at mah place down home at cedar flatz rode. Come get it. 

I will bring eric's and my sheet to the next meet fellas. So where is the next meet? If everyone else is too much of a flake-ass I can host it, but i'm not totally sure about my parents dork tolerance.

I got a haircut.

what exactly is a garthrax anyways. at least my name has some significance (religious figure), but yours baffles me as to what it means.

by the holy might of Rekos!

may your sheep be raped by the millions of giant millipedes that roam the underground city.

anyways, i'd like to say that I have personally hired noah to kill all those who don't bring their character sheets this saturday. do it, or die

on a lighter note, i have finished 65 pages of my book that i'm writing, and I'm hoping to have them up on Medallioncomix.com by the end of this week.

oh yes, and Gartrhax person, I have herd much about you, and yet i find it all untrue. supposedly you're like me, this i doubt. i am a stubborn rule follower, who will not settle for anything less then dm (now) and at every chance given i will turn anything said into a perverted or twisted version of the person's words. good luck topping that motherfucker (no hostility intended).

at least you know im smart enough not to go without the '(no hostility intended)' sign.

eric you fool! invite the rest of the group or i will hire noah to slay you (i may not even have to pay him)

could i get an opinion?my DM says i spend to much time making sure i have a perfect character and all the right gear and spells and generally stacking the deck in my favor,is it a bad idea to spend a lot of time on giving yourself an advantage and whatnot?

i have also been attacked by gnomes and halflings who used stale bagels as shuriken.

i,of course,play a wizard,the most tactical and rule exploiting of the classes. i annoy my DM constantly with my habit of pulling rules that give me advantages out of the bag,so much so that he has decided to make the rules of his campaign pretty much fluid,he changes them whenever i try to do something that would make me too powerful.

yup,i'm from the other group,i'm probably the most rule obsessed loop-hole exploiter you'll even meet.

Concerning Garthrax

Hey all, there has been some confusion as to why I invited 'Thrax to the blog. I invited him because, while not in Krisnalath's campaign, he is in my other group, and I believe that there should be as much input as possible. Thank you.

yo

hello there, this is I, Krisnalath, just blogging in to say hi. In a couple of days I should have my webisodal stories on Medallioncomix.com

until then, i'll just say that the next d&d meet is this saturday, the 21st.

see ya.

hey,this is an awesome web comic,its actually something like FIVE comics,you can get to them if you look around on the site,really,check this out before you check out the other sites.


http://cyantian.net/

Sweetness

For all you out there reading or posting, check these sites out: http://icanhascheezburger.com/, http://www.giantitp.com/, http://www.twolumps.net/.

hath thee listened to "Dragonforce"?they be the best band in history.

h3llo,i come in p3ace.

Welcome y'all! this is the blog of the group. Tis a blog for randomness as well as relevant to DnD stuff. all those who can post feel free to just post cool stuff and weblinks!