by the way josh, it's ivellios

cool, i didn't know we were talking in giant font now... awesome.

Some announcements

I'm sorry about not coming over Jordan, I assumed more specific arangements were to be made, AND FOR THE MILLIONTH FREAKING TIME I HAVE INVITED FLIPPING NOAH!!!!!!!!!!! HE HASN'T SIGNED UP FOR THE BLOG YET, I CORRECTED THE EMAIL ADRESS MISTAKE, SO IF HE ISN'T HERE IT'S HIS BUISNESS!!!! jeez....

firoth is a god of fire?interesting.

FOOLS

eric got it right, i am FirothD. not Firoth. i am not the god of fire! i am his disciple! Rawr!

I agree with Firoth INVITE Noah eric. oh and i can host a DnD meet at my house in a month or so.

what none of you understand is i respect you all twice as much as you know and three times as much as you deserve. (even you garthrax person). nonetheless, i also think you are a bunch of FOOLS for not yet getting noah into this whole thing. also, i would like to say that there will be a giant sleep over at my house both some time in the summer, and around my birthday, so be ready to have some random date and time thrown in your face, as well as a list of things to bring such as minis, sleepingbags, and the like. oh, and another thing, ERIC, YOU NEVER CAME OVER ON MONDAY!!! COME SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE LIKE TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER!!!

Rude much FirothD.?

hey firoth,could i get a translation on what you said about me?

Hey i couldnt remember how to spell it so i guessed.

in teh beginnin' there wuz sealin' cat.

josh, yous spelled your OWN character's name wrong. wow. that's sad.

oh, and as for you eric: insolath irretoleth galfarath ittorith kilvetor insathra nolarith falloret tantalist forith-ta aldisnon hijorkalth havanasti kiscorith nax-tarv vishnaltor istelanth!

illesvax garthrax inashtora ilkathronist thatlanist hilveroketh thandorilath nastalith kildethro nelveth-ti insorta ildracath hathlor illuvon! betch!

Asmodeus turalisj fassi mrith rhyvos iejir vur tuor urathear shar ekess pothoc vur persvek ekess ghik aesthyr!
(hey R3d Wyrm can you read Draconic?)

if you dont call me soon thrax, there will be BAGELS in the near future for you!!!!
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

and no 'Thrax, you diddn't win. I had a table of basic Draconic Vocab, you had a phrasebook and a very complete Basic vocabulary of several diffeerent languages. and you had my copy of that book too. i think with what i had to work with i was the better nerd. and call me you monkey nut!!!
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

DnD m33t

The meet is at The Dudes dads house. (The Dude is Ben btw)

When and where is the D&D meet its Friday and i cant go unless i know where it is today. Oh and hi.

thank you cheeseheads.

None of you answered my question about the d and d meat. You just blathered on about Tiamat's anal crevice, and whether Assmodeus had an affair with J.R.R. Tolkien, or other such draconic wonders. you guys are even dorckeyer than I.

My hair is about and inch long, but longer in the bangs. I'm not tricking you D&D nard.

Okay thank you garfax for the extensive biografee. I have heard much about your exploits with supermodels and various movie producers. Don't get involved with jackie treehorn. 

and just for the record i won.

and so ends the great huttese/draconic insult battle.

End of Insults in Nerd Languages

This ends todays relentless volley.

Ubu nee choo chik youngee shag stupa

Wux loreat erekess thric molik vur Celine Dion!!!!

Koochoo chik toungee na yoka

Bona nal kachu

For the Record these Insults are a Friendly Challenge of N3rdliness, mine are in Draconic, his are in Huttese

Aussir rhyaex pothoc levethix

Da beesga coo palyeeya pityee bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa

Kava doompa D'emperlolo stoopa

the gist is that you are a gnome bard ogre stupid ugly elf who is disemboweled by rabid by rabid squirrels and who has a blue blooded behind. :P

keel-ee calleya ku kah

???

Wux terunt miirik-maekrix potoc ghontix faessi nurh vaecaesin throden gixustrat baeshra-grosvisv mrith ulhar iejer zara

What now 'Thrax???

Wux terunt miirik-maekrix potoc ghontix faessi nurh vaecaesin throden gixustrat baeshra-grosvisv mrith ulhar iejer zara
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

Asmodeus has 9 levels of hells worth of devils,not to mention himself and his aspects,plus the other archdevils,the only thing stopping him from taking over the planes is the blood war,which he plans to stop soon to take over the planes and become a god.

Bagels...

Geez 'Thrax, just cant let that bagel thing go can you...
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat

Re: N3rd 0ut

And for the record Tiamat pwnzorz Asmodeus, she has every evil dragon behind her, not to mention The Night Dragon, Falzure; The All-Destroying Cleanser of Worlds, Garyx; The Nine-Fold, Io; and possibly The Watcher, Chrronepsis, should he see fit. Not to mention all Dragonspawn, pawns of The Great Game, Xorrvintal; Dracoliches, certain Elementals, and the thousands of cults devoted to Evil Dragons, and for that matter, her. On, and the Epic Dragons. Can't forget the Epic Dragons. The Prismic Dragon and the FORCE Dragon!!!!!! Thats right, Cone of Force and perchance even FORCE RESISTANCE!!!!! And by the way, I was wrong about the CR on Great Wyrm prysmatics. it's not 36, it's 66!!!
Lauth Darastrix Vaex Ekess Bahamut, Throden Osvith Ghoros Tiamat.

cool,how long is it?i just got my hair cut down to a reasonable length of 1/2 inch.

WHAT???

YOU GOT A HAIRCUT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WILL THERE BE NO END TO THE HAIR CUTTING MADNESS!!!!???

N3rd 0ut!!!!1!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh, NERD OUT!! (hums "Eye of the Tiger") eric is me BTW Ben, but please call people by their chosen blog name, it makes it cooler.

its sweet that you worship your weakling goddess so devotedly,a pity she is but a guest on Asmodeus' plane,to weak to claim it for herself,or even to claim the layer she resides upon.the true power in that plane is the highest of the archdevils,Asmodeus!

By the unholy Acid, Lightning, Fire, Ice, and Corrosive Gas of Tiamat! The very ground is acrawl with the the reek of humanoids! By your Darkness, Lady, I will cleanse the area of the foul stench of these mortals!

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (cone of fire!)

my name is Blaine,i am a member of a game the eric DMs, Garthrax is the name i use online and i have used it for as long as i have been online,i use it here because i wasn't thinking well when i named myself,it should be "Disciple of Asmodeus" or something like that (if you don't know what that means i know more of D&D then you do.) i play trying to maximize the chances of myself prospering at pretty much any cost,i play a neutral evil gray elf wizard who will soon be a lich,eric is a rather harsh DM for me as he tends to stop me from exploiting the rules and my team mates,and he has strictly forbidden me from killing them(a choice i consider unfair,i would only kill them if i ran out of corpses to make into undead.) and i am told that i violate the spirit of D&D by my continuous twisting of loopholes for myself and my exploitation of exotic weapons, feats, spells and rules from supplements i posses.i am the player from Baator in my opinion,as i tend towards manipulating the entire world of the game,myself and my next in command are thinking about stopping the blood war and causing a war between the demon&devils and the Angels to destroy all good in the planes.

holy shit bucket.

Hey eric which one are you? I is ben. who is everyone? Who is garthrax?

Anyway, eric i have your packback at mah place down home at cedar flatz rode. Come get it. 

I will bring eric's and my sheet to the next meet fellas. So where is the next meet? If everyone else is too much of a flake-ass I can host it, but i'm not totally sure about my parents dork tolerance.

I got a haircut.

what exactly is a garthrax anyways. at least my name has some significance (religious figure), but yours baffles me as to what it means.

by the holy might of Rekos!

may your sheep be raped by the millions of giant millipedes that roam the underground city.

anyways, i'd like to say that I have personally hired noah to kill all those who don't bring their character sheets this saturday. do it, or die

on a lighter note, i have finished 65 pages of my book that i'm writing, and I'm hoping to have them up on Medallioncomix.com by the end of this week.

oh yes, and Gartrhax person, I have herd much about you, and yet i find it all untrue. supposedly you're like me, this i doubt. i am a stubborn rule follower, who will not settle for anything less then dm (now) and at every chance given i will turn anything said into a perverted or twisted version of the person's words. good luck topping that motherfucker (no hostility intended).

at least you know im smart enough not to go without the '(no hostility intended)' sign.

eric you fool! invite the rest of the group or i will hire noah to slay you (i may not even have to pay him)

could i get an opinion?my DM says i spend to much time making sure i have a perfect character and all the right gear and spells and generally stacking the deck in my favor,is it a bad idea to spend a lot of time on giving yourself an advantage and whatnot?

i have also been attacked by gnomes and halflings who used stale bagels as shuriken.

i,of course,play a wizard,the most tactical and rule exploiting of the classes. i annoy my DM constantly with my habit of pulling rules that give me advantages out of the bag,so much so that he has decided to make the rules of his campaign pretty much fluid,he changes them whenever i try to do something that would make me too powerful.

yup,i'm from the other group,i'm probably the most rule obsessed loop-hole exploiter you'll even meet.

Concerning Garthrax

Hey all, there has been some confusion as to why I invited 'Thrax to the blog. I invited him because, while not in Krisnalath's campaign, he is in my other group, and I believe that there should be as much input as possible. Thank you.

yo

hello there, this is I, Krisnalath, just blogging in to say hi. In a couple of days I should have my webisodal stories on Medallioncomix.com

until then, i'll just say that the next d&d meet is this saturday, the 21st.

see ya.

hey,this is an awesome web comic,its actually something like FIVE comics,you can get to them if you look around on the site,really,check this out before you check out the other sites.


http://cyantian.net/

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h3llo,i come in p3ace.

Welcome y'all! this is the blog of the group. Tis a blog for randomness as well as relevant to DnD stuff. all those who can post feel free to just post cool stuff and weblinks!