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A blog of my DnD group, and some outside. Demons and Devils, what makes them different? Why can't they get along? For those of you that still post, this be the Discussion of the Week. And Garthrax, please no rants about how Asmodeus will destroy us all.
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Am I but a silent but deadly that comes before a greater fart, or the fart its self, but just to small a fart to smell its own gaseous fumes?
-Words of Krisnalath
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