man you guys sound constipated of late, perhaps you should all just relax and chill. kick off your shoes open a cold beer and watch your favorite sports program. mebbe you'll stop yelling at each other!

Who put the draconian shit up at the top? Only like two of us can read that, and those two need a "dragon to common" dictionary. The level of nerdiness shown here is outstanding. However admirable this serious study of a completely useless language is, I think it best it should be translated back into the realm of what I call "english".